New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
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All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
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…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
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