I am glad that I cannot imagine the depths of insecurity that plague our esteemed president.

Makes me wonder what his mom and dad did to him as a kid that fucked him up. People who were abused reclaim their power by becoming abusers themselves and perpetuating the pattern.

That or maybe his wang is just abominably small and he can’t see it over his enormous belly.

It’s not a coincidence that this is meant to occur after the midterms.

I don’t know how anyone can be scared of the US at this point.

It’s public knowledge that the US has lost allies, lost the war with Iran, lost our bases in the Middle East, and depleted the big, scary weapons that were supposed to be our bread and butter in bullying the rest of the world. It will take 5-10 years, at minimum, to rebuild the weapons stockpile that Donald and Pete depleted in six months, which we know because we’ve forced allies to buy weapons with delivery targets multiple years in the future.

The only threat left is nukes, which while genuinely scary, Donald seems to comprehend what a bad idea it would be to toss out one of those.

Agreed.

In my city we have crosswalks where people can just hit a button and turn on a red light. It still doesn’t stop people from wandering into traffic and into my bike lanes every day.

As someone who only travels on two wheels, I can confirm that people wander into my protected bike lanes while scrolling and not paying attention all the time.

Yes, agreed. Fuck cars.

But this is kind of an annoyance, though I can’t claim definitively that it’s enough of a nuisance to merit civil punishments. Having to slow down for two seconds to let the scroller pass really doesn’t bug me that much. (It’s when someone is sleeping in the bike lane that I get peeved.)

What a motherfucker.

American ally-ship increasingly loses value as the Donald Administration progresses.

I wonder what the next president will do to try and win it back.

This makes me so sad.

It’s a good start.

Not exactly the accountability we’d like to see, but some justice is better than no justice. I hope these corrupt aviation companies have to pay out the ass for collaborating with fascists.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I hate that these marauders, raiders, and murderers are euphemistically referred to as ‘settlers’.

My favorite feature of US foreign policy.

It evidently, clearly, and repeatedly hasn’t worked… so let’s keep doing it. (For decades, probably.)

And even better, that thinking is bipartisan because no we elect has enough integrity to admit they were wrong and change course, at least not since Lyndon Johnson. (And even he was a-okay to keep the bipartisan pain going on many aspects of American politics.)

That this inflicts pain on the American people doesn’t even register with our elected leaders. We’re irrelevant.

It is in a country that votes 99% every election for the same two warmongering parties.

Brawling is unnecessary, and makes you look like a little bitch in competitive sports.

They deserve the bans.

Yeah, sorry Spain.

Our doddering, demented, stupid president has no sense of tact, and I suppose we should be glad Kash Patel wasn’t in camera range either.

This reminds me of the #UnwantedIvanka memes from his first term, when they were trying to groom her to be his successor before they realized the whole fucking world hates her.

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He’s gonna try, no doubt.

Already, he knows the November elections are lost, and for him personally, that means there’s nothing to lose. From his perspective, he might as well go balls to the wall before he loses Congress and it becomes marginally harder to grift and functionally impossible to rule by decree.

Iran is not going to hand him the victory he wants and nor are they going to bribe his family the way other nations have. He’s a spoiled, stupid child who thought he could order up a victory like a Big Mac, and in doing so, he fucked with the wrong country.

This kind of treatment of American leaders and luminaries underscores the probable reality that Israel has the US by the balls because their intelligent apparatus has the most vile dirt on every single American politician with any measure of power, even at the state level, as evidenced by Colorado’s supposedly liberal governor pardoning a literal election rigger and traitor.

Here we go again.

Never mind that the bombing campaigns of the past few months accomplished nothing. Donald’s going to do exactly the same thing again and make all of these awful circumstances for the world even worse, on top of likely murdering more Iranian schoolchildren.

I hate that my country is ruled by rich, stupid people, and they’ll never experience any real accountability.