
“Free Switch 2 when you bring your switch.”
for the ultimate Switch-a-roo!
Wear a red polo and khakis, go to electronics and ask for the key to help a customer. Bazinga.

I have never witnessed someone stealing groceries…and I never will.
I did.
she stuffed raw hamburger in her flaps and tried to waddle out.
shit was gross and she smelled like a urinal.
Did you help her pack away some soap too?
no. only reason why we knew about the hamburger is because the cops frisked her.
Shoplifting? Y’all need Cheez-its!
I have 5 different varieties of cheez-its at the moment and I will collect more next trip to the store
Where I live, there are entire homeless encampments, like little villages of tents and tarps.
Fentanyl is said to be a big part of the problem. Meth was already a huge problem by itself.
So long story short drug war= heroin and cocaine scarcity= cheap quickly available chemical alternatives like meth and fentanyl= addiction spiral increase= poor and homeless= Windows can’t open a window without lagging. IT’S IN THE NAME YOU CAN’T EVEN DO IT






