I’m at a crossroads. On one hand, AI is gross. On the other hand, this IS shitposting.

So… I’m conflicted.

That’s the spirit!

Now, tell me, do you want to take my class where I teach you talk to dolphins? It’s free for the first class, but the class on pickup lines costs extra.

I see you’re gemming for strength. Bit odd, but you do you.

Been feeling this lately. Not so worried about if my comment in the work chat would be considered weird. They all know I’m weird already, may as well say what my weird little brain wants to say.

that’s why i like you chippy