TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down112
arrow-up1169arrow-down1imageGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·6 days agoI only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
minus-squareBilly_fuccboi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 days agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·6 days agoYet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
You gotta at least wear eye protection.