There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy
He isn’t necessarily wrong on this one. It’s at least worth a try.
I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay
You joke, but can you show me a single scientific study where they’ve successfully removed the ghosts from water? Checkmate.
I’m so glad we’re in good hands. So, so… glad.
I had to google to see if it was a real quote (it’s not) because conservatives have completely fucking annihilated the concept of satire.
