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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Only for my prostate health

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Only for my prostate health

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    My father, 85, told me (two years ago) that I need to masturbate at least three times a week for prostate health and that he does it about five times a week. I remember my life prior to that conversation with fondness. Those were the days.

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    Let it be known that I do not press my forehead to the floor because I am a sub, but only for my prostrate health.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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      Uhh, the swingers party is next door. Look for the upside down pineapple next time.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Same

    Ace gang begrudgingly fapping like “let’s get this over with”

    • zewm@lemmy.world
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      I feel seen.

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        We’re out here!

  • UncleArthur@lemmy.world
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    Prostate, not prostrate.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      masturbating is good for pro state?

      not wanking anymore

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      Maybe it’s for all the servants prostrating before their pharaoh.

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    Turned 40 huh?

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