• carrylex@lemmy.world
    8·
    3 months ago

    Sir, the CIA

    • sells super crack
    • has Jason Bourne
    • tried to break into the brain of Bin Laden’s cat
    • has weather contoling equipment
    • switched the brain of a skier with a goldfish to prevent East Germany from wining the 1986 Olympics
    • has a life-size Magreth Thatcher robot
    • has a machine that beams an image of the Christian god directly into people’s brains

    …but the watchlist would be the FBI.

    At least according to my reliable sources.

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
    7·
    3 months ago

    I for one want to say congratulations! We have a ceremony at one of our sites just for you. It’s a black tie affair, so we will hold it at one of our black sites!