I feel like I’m not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it’s over fam :(
Here’s the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee
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Did everyone get the “hello” or what? How did they choose who to send it to?
I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!
I’m not sure what I expected to be on that shirt
Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren’t in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday

