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That ain’t marriage material, 10 is only the beginning.
When someone asks how much coffee you drink and you respond with a specific milligram of caffeine you intake on average.
Hmmm I should maybe do that, I dehydrate yesterday’s pot so I can compress my intake
Oh yes. Leave it in the sun, then eat the goo that remains.
You don’t surf
Reminds me of this old one:
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.
