Let’s just declare victory after losing!
“The full reopening of the Strait is something the Administration is working towards, but the core objectives of the operation have been clearly defined for the American people by the Commander in Chief,” Leavitt said.
No the fuck they haven’t. He doesn’t even know himself other than whatever Israel said to do, otherwise they’ll release the videos of him raping children.
Sure they have - Baby gets what Baby wants. If baby wants the objectives of a war to be Iran sends him a cool fire truck to play with, that’s how he defines “winning” the war that day.
Maybe he needs a 2nd gold-plated jumbo jet?
You know, I’m not even sure I’ve heard a straight line about what exactly they’re trying to do and what precipitated starting the war.
There’s been talk about wanting regime change and halting the Iranian nuclear program. But both of those things have been around for what, like 20 years? And the nuclear deal was being worked out over a decade age before trump threw a fit and ripped it up.
Most wars have a very clear “they did this to us so we have to do this to them in order to secure… blah blah blah.” But with Iran we didn’t really get that. I just woke up one day and the headlines were “surprise, he started another war in the Middle East, checkout this new TikTok trend”
At least bush had the intelligence to lie about WMDs. Trump just threw a fit and seems hell bent on collapsing the global economy for no reason other than the US hasn’t been bombing as many brown people as it once did.
Trump just threw a fit and seems hell bent on collapsing the global economy for no reason other than the US hasn’t been bombing as many brown people as it once did.
I don’t think it’s just because “brown people bad”. I think his goal is to crash the global economy so he and his buddies (controllers) such as Miller, Vought, Kevin Roberts, Thiel, Andreeson, Musk, aka the technofascists (a la Curtis Yarvin), can get their hands in the system from the ground up to extract even more value from everyone and further control pretty much all of society.
If you spend billions and end up with that path blocked, I don’t think you can say you “won”.
Of course you can finish the war capitulating or losing too.
I’m starting to think either Trump or his acolytes don’t really think.
you can say you “won”.
He didn’t say it, he declared it!
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Somehow whatever he can’t do, or doesn’t benefit him, magically doesn’t matter! It’s like a superpower!
America is good at not admitting they lost a war. Just ask any war since ww2.
In WW2 they fought against 20% of a Wehrmacht that was already functionally broken by the Soviet Union.
And almost every war before ww2
He really doesnt understand the global markets are interconnected and prices rising on inputs to American products due to logistics costs are the least of our worries.
He really doesnt understand
ima stop you there only because anything after is extraneous. ;-)
Dumbest student in business school, waddaya expect?
Retaining Saigon not vital to ending the Vietnam war.
TACO Trump Tuesday strikes again. Trump makes threats, those he’s threatening laugh at him, mock him and ignore the deadline, Trump chickens out and tries to make up something else to hide the fact he’s failed.
Operation taco teusday is a great success. We all agree. Congrats everyone. Wheres that George Bush “Mission Accomplished!” banner? Now that we’ve won lets get our fearsome ICE agents to cover our military’s retreat. *cough I mean victorious tactical redeployment back to the homeland of freedom.
ICE already have a full set of tactical military gear anyway, and punisher patches and everything. They just need some rubber rafts and a push into the strait to finish the Iranians off. They did so well at the airports, its time to unleash their epic fury. No rules of engagement!
The guy throwing military parades for himself capitulates and leaves Europe to clean up the mess. Much Wow
“Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island,” Trump wrote in a social media post.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/trump-again-warns-iran-open-strait-hormuz-2026-03-30/
Hell of a reaction to something that is not vital.
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well that is a relief… now all the US service men being sent to the meat grinder will die to attempt to reopen a Strait that is not even vital to the war effort
As sacrifice to the great state of Israel
Are we getting an another historic “👍Mission accomplished👍” before midterms?
Does US have a carrier big enough for Trumps ego and fat ass, or do they need to rename one and pain it “tacky fake gold”.
Operation Epstein Fumbleawayallthedocuments
They’ve never provided projected timescales. All Kegsbreth has said is “it could take days or weeks or months”.
