I swear to God are these people real?

I’m seriously curious who gave this Mad Magazine cover writer power?

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

My dream scenario is where Nepal creates a new law that turns the tourists into the Sherpas who have to help the guides up the mountain.

No. Stop. Wait…

Epstein files. Now.

He really doesnt understand the global markets are interconnected and prices rising on inputs to American products due to logistics costs are the least of our worries.

I have an idea:

Why don’t they tell him he won the Peace Prize but has to pick it up in person (ID is required to pick up peace prizes)?

Tell him it’s at The Hague.

Then when he gets there slap the cuffs on.

I could swear those are the prices in California right now (a little deflated, actually).

Everyone wants to use the poor in the U.S. to fight their fake holy wars for cash.

I wouldn’t call myself woke and I’m not happy. This is NONSENSE!

This sounds like the worst rap lyric of all time.

This is ridiculous.

It’s the U.S. and Israel or their puppet and they are perfectly fine with the prosecutor being unable to go after Netanyahu for his war crimes based on an obvious lie.

That’s what this is.

I’d probably try because I’m strong-headed like that but halfway through I’d just walk out.

If people I worked with did something like this, I would stop working there.

I mean, they did 9/11 so I think it was safe to assume.

Honestly, he’s already tried to drag them into this quagmire he allowed Israel to create.

This is our hemisphere/continent. We’re as touchy about it as Russia is about Europe and parts of Asia.