Horny in a screwed up way even. Make yourself home.

The older I get the more I think sloth is my favourite deadly sin.

What’s the rest of the months? Free use february? Oral october? Anal August?

I prefer clean shaved/waxed so I don’t have to cough up a furball after going down on her.

Bunnies like math! How else would they be so good at multiplying?

The opposite. If you’re aware of your limitations, mistakes, flaws and such you’re the first one I’ll ask for an opinion.

Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

That would make long distance relationships easier.

I rate my morning coffee B+.

High five!

And that she decided to wear high heels on a walk on a dirt road and now she is carrying them.

What’s your ruling on “the ol’ pool noodle”? Asking for a friend.

Are there any conservatives here? I’ve never seen a more left biased echo chamber than Lemmy.

I had to. The dog gagged when he got a sniff of my armpit and hid under the table.

Don’t they have to do embarrassing things while unable to “delete” their small time celeb status?

Whatever you’re doing, what is calling 48 times going to do?

I obsessively do all the side quests before I can progress the main quest.

I suggest looking into the old saying of: “Six faps a day keeps the sex drive away” for a cure.

Step 1 is probably to put yourself into situations where it’s socially acceptable to approach you.

And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.