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PSA You don’t have to stick anything up your butt, you can massage it from the outside

Quit being cowards.

I can’t, I’m drunk that day

What is the origin of this meme? I’ve seen it a few times this week.

Best I can do is a cult that worships and makes sacrifices to the only surviving Zoltar animatronic fortune teller after the nuclear apocalypse.

A lot of people yearn to be part of something bigger than themselves, something truly glorious, something that can give their life purpose. Some people climb the corporate ladder, others join the military, and some will selflessly dedicate their life to charity. But deep down, all we truly want is to not only see a really, really deep hole at the beach, but to know that we contributed to making such a big, cool hole in the sand.