What you need is Hula Jesus wearing a dice necklace

Is this a Mickey7-Stamets crossover episode?

Funnily enough, the jack was on the lift because we needed to unload a 16 wheeler with crates in the back.

Facebook was originally literally just a database of pictures of people from the school Zuck went to and a bunch of people deciding if they were, in fact, hot or not.

I’m so angry after seeing this post (which is OBVIOUSLY full of FALSE information 😠) that I’m gonna look up sources and cite them in the shit posting community so everyone knows I’m smarter than them and totally understand what’s happening

leaves the girls belted in

If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.