And with that, my hopes of ever making the list are gone.

Eh, still better than AI-riddled CG slop.

It’s not often you hear of good news anymore.

Which… will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.

If that were a Guinness it would be a perfect pour.

I was deadass joking with a coworker that Trump would be the kind of person to call FIFA and bitch about a red card, but neither of us thought he would actually do it. I should know by now.

The type of person who would trust a $3 used clothes iron is also the type of person who’s never ruined a nice shirt with a blast of rusty steam out of a cheap clothes iron.