That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.

I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.

Farting a fart that needed to be farted all day

Paintballs are made of gelatin. Gelatin is often just collagen and collagen is basically connective tissue.

I wasn’t expecting his stomach to end up being full after the session.

I always thought they would just play and smear the mass around.