Apple Autocorrect is a blessing, espacial if you have 3 languages installed. I just gave up giving a fuck what it thinks I want to write.

Unicron shouldn’t be surprised; the planets he devoured must’ve had some more outlandish things happening on them.

Gods getting mad at kings and than impregnating their wives seems the be a regular thing in greek mythology

As long as your food stamps are not stored in your mattress