Tangy pickle yes. Branston, piccalilli. Or pickled onions, relish, or somesuch.

Nah, just a pint of beer

Try a ploughmans meal - bread, cheese and pickle. Awesome as a lunch.

A lazy supermarket special - a roast chicken in a bag and a baguette roll picked up on the way to the checkout. We’ve all been there and I’m sure it makes a passable meal, but cooking is a skill everyone should endeavour to be proficient in.