Thats how you know it is expensive.

You can see ESP MAX right there on the lid.

You leave the Klumps out of this. All he wanted to do is invent a potion that turns him into Eddie Murphy. While successful, it also turned him into an asshole.

I feel like I didn’t watch enough wrestling growing up to know what is real and what is kayfabe anymore.

You quote “clothes make the man” and Tilda Swinton but didn’t mention Suspiria. Tilda conjured an old man from thin air making that movie. Through the power of the custume/makeup department Lutz Ebersdorf was born at the age of 82, acted in his first major film role, and died when they came clean about the whole thing.

the chances are you will soon encounter one viral meme or another inspired by her on Facebook or X

Bold of them to assume me, the reader, visits either of those sites.