“You’re in love” would have been a funnier last line lol

That’s the whole grain truth

My wife is a pain in the ass 😏

They were having the time of their lives spinning that mike, like kids flipping a half empty plastic bottle at the party

I used a ruler all the way down the left side then added the hats and feetsies to all the "I"s

Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call

I have no say in her wardrobe. I’ll give her the feedback.

Maybe they mean Armpit Fat, in that case, I love my wife that much more

They have the biggest army in the world. Why do they need help from others? Why can’t they help themselves?

It’s like he was trapped being that twelve year old boy whose sister got abducted

The bald one?

Stop forking around

Edit: this post is lifting my spirits