It’s not a DP, It’s one overweight guy lying on his back and his partner, another dude, bringing the tip of his dick down to the first guy’s tip. When they’re ready one of their dicks will open up to receive the other.

I thought that was a myth, couldn’t imagine the launch velocity. What kind of equipment you packing, the pelvic muscles of an ox?

Only works in tiny countries with a monoculture. In which case it becomes irrelevant.

I can honestly say with some confidence that I can narrow down the set of countries that you might be from, just from this one comment of yours. No one who has lived in any kind of diverse-culture environment could espouse a brain dead take like this.

Also, when your government mandates something like this, you can be sure its not going to be your language that is being forced on you.

EDIT: Ah, nevermind - I just read through your comment a few more times and I think you have a valid position to defend - I think even the most diverse countries have like one or two official languages and a host of other languages.

EDIT 2: Problem with having an official language for schooling is that it immediately disadvantages every other language simply because children spend 8 hours in school with this “official” language. Considering there is little hope of full fluency in a foreign language after formal education, it will slowly push out any cultural languages.

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