The inside is purple, but the outside is red, especially if it’s dry.

Must be some kind of new spaghetti breed that grows on the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

Yeah, if you just throw one from a bridge downwards, it usually won’t come magically back up, for example.

Oh, I just noticed a ballroom is not a room with a ball pit. How should the children hide in an open ballroom?