It is like this in Missouri; we can have one day be 70 and the next day be below freezing. Our weather is insane because we get hit by tornados, hurricanes, floods, snow, and ice storms. These can happen in the same month sometimes. My hometown got hit by two tornados in the same month last year.

My ass just sits at the coffee shop and exists. No one bothers me. Shit sometimes I wouldn’t mind if someone did.