That’s right, Iran! Any day now we might decide to start trying to win!

Heard they were passing off phony bills

Damn! That pirate has booty!!!

Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$

Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???

Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.

Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.

The bacon thing was… really weird.

I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it

Kolobok?

Yep. And cocaine!

‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila