Do you make these yourself? Are they quotes from something?

What does SBA mean?

Ugh, of course. Guess I misunderstood that part.

Gay German politician, Spahn, recently resigned after announcing that he and his husband had a baby via a surrogate mother from the USA.

Why? Just a few years ago he supported legislation that made surrogate motherhood illegal in Germany. (Technically, using a surrogate mother from another country wasn’t illegal, but the whole point of the law was his party of Christian values said it was immoral.)

Not really sure what he thought would happen.

It’s water based, so maybe know things better.

This is so wrong.

Astroglide isn’t particularly good for anal. You need something thicker, like KY Jelly.

And nuss nougat means nut nougat, as well.