I can’t fucking wear my old Ray Bans anymore because of this shit.

At the moment the US is killing more innocent Iranians than Iran is.

Every new low I hope we’ve found the bottom

That’s not very handicapped accessible then.

We have both kinds, country and western!

Mine goes to school in Canada, you wouldn’t know her

Try watching MASH reruns and everyone you remember as old is half your age.

Actual antisemitism

Oh what the fucking fuck

edit: i haven’t seen this anywhere else yet, hoping it’s not real

I wonder what kind of deal Scotland would get if they joined… independently

Imagine that. Visiting for too long you’ll end up in a concentration camp. I wouldn’t visit here if I didn’t live here.