Peter Parker’s penis is called Pussy Beef

“Further action against Hezbollah” they really mean “making lots of civilians homless while taking more of Lebanon’s land”.

That is weird I thought we already won the war and Iran was giving big expensive gifts to Trump? Does this mean Trump was lying?!?!?! I am very shocked is something I would say if I recently had awoken from a coma I had been in since 2014.