You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

…you think your degree is going to help you get a job? How cute.

Commies gotta pump those numbers up if they want to come even close to capitalism’s death toll.

How often can your supposed rights be violated until they’re no longer rights and just words on a piece of paper?

Surely Clitoris the Big Red Dog would be too easy to find?

I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn’t be able to tell just from watching them come out.

“not in accordance with procedure” means “you shouldn’t have got caught”.

Americans when you point out that the word “football” doesn’t exclusively refer to gridiron.

Might as well die doing what you love.