What a little bitch.

We all know you know why. ;D

I have my own tesseract anyway, and it’s way nicer.

1/10, OP is clearly trying to cash in on the bean craze without giving us any beans.

Remember, it could always get better. At any second, you could be hit by a meteorite or the planet could be swallowed by a black hole on just the right geodesic moving near light speed.

I was all like “Wtf, that’s not true at all” then I noticed the sub. Good shit post for sure.

Eh, I prefer tingly.

Every time you generate an AI image, Trump rapes a child.

Man, I’m so glad my penis isn’t as small as OPs.

No clue who they are, but they seem to be awful people so hooray.

I can drink a pot of coffee and go right to bed. Now meth? Way more effective.

This was a complete accident, Israel was aiming for the group of children across the street from him.

That’s nothing like a dissociative high.

Breaking news, looks like I’m applying for Chinese citizenship.

That’s how robber barony works.

So… he was in someone else’s apartment? o_O

Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.

Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.