The world’s most well-informed person shares some insider secrets…

“Guys…this one is the united states. We can accidently bomb all the childrens daycares and hospitals all we want, but this one??? Tripple check your work to make sure you DON’T bomb this one.”

Putin probably.

The headline should read: “Fascist bootlicking dictator reveals obvious useless information in attempt to ingratiate himself with US-Israeli death cult warlords”