Most countries don’t even call that bacon; that’s streaky bacon. Proper bacon is what Canadians have.

But I’d go for 4.

Sounds refreshing. You’ve earned it.

I’m sure they’ve just got well-trained media faces. Let’s not go nuts with the conspiracies, this isn’t Xitter.

Even if he ever actually does this it’ll only last like three weeks before he drops it out of “kindness”. Just like when he dropped the tariffs on China as there economy was “crumbling”, when the US only accounted for 3% of their exports.