14 year old me knows that if he ever sees me he should start running. Unfortunately for him I can just run 14-year old me over with the family van. Then back up. Then drive again. Then backup again.

and watch the F out on a country road.

This is the internet. You don’t have to censor yourself. You can say fuck here.

My dude, it’s just a joke and a pretty good one in my opinion. It was not an attempt at legitimate discussion. Obviously whether or not a male is subscribed to Joe Rogan is not criteria for being a man. It’s when Abe Simpson from The Simpsons stops being silly and starts being relatable that a boy turns to a man.

Except that’s not really how gravity works. The apple didn’t move once it snapped off the tree. The apple was being accelerated by the tree until it fell. Then the ground and the apple accelerated to meet each other. Gravity didn’t pull the apple to the ground they both accelerated through spacetime to meet each other.

They can, but the Republicans are going to Weekend at Bernie’s him until the 2028 election. He is their king and the only way a king is replaced is after their death. Be it natural or otherwise.