Kids are little disease vectors that drain your life-force and murder your dreams.
If you enjoy being broke, fat, tired, and boring, you should totally have kids. Come on, do it! Your friends and family just assume you’ll squeeze out one or two, you don’t want to disappoint them , do you?
Tbf, people who talk like this shouldn’t really have kids anyway so it’s an issue that resolves itself.
don’t blame being fat and boring on kids.
I don’t have any kids and no complaints, but something tells me we’re going to have to revisit this thought when we’re above 80 years of age.
Yeah and all my tattoos will look dumb then too.
Idk. Maybe. If you keep your love for what they represented to you, who cares though?
I don’t want to hear my kids fucking.
Reading this as my son’s cat screams at our old cat for sitting in his chair.
I do kinda miss my shot at having a family. Things just didn’t work out and this struggle bus isn’t child friendly. My cats fill that void nicely. Just wish I had my own place so I didn’t have to go my Ex’s all the time.They love him to bits too. He’s better off financially than me and I know they’re taken care of but damn I miss them (Ex included). Aging and ending up isolated sucks, but it can’t last forever. Stg, I’m gonna be fucking pissed if there’s after life
